Put stuff in it.
Say something with it.
Let people who don't have a clue scan the back of it (non-geo tracking QR code) to learn more.
Front - Tinfoil Hat Chat With Me
-Image Text/JFK quote: "For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding it's sphere of influence"
-Additional Text: Despite all of the inference in the media, conspiracy, conspiracy theory/theorists doesn't mean untrue, crazy, nor wrong. Conspiracies happen. Just as absolute power corrupts absolutely, corrupt people conspire to exercise their unjust power. The label "Conspiracy" is intended to discourage you from finding out.
• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag 15" x 15" (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8" (30 cm), width 1" (2.5cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location